Joshua Just Wants to Play
Jessica: Joshua, do you want to play baseball, soccer, basketball or [mumbled]football[/mumbled]?
Joshua: I want to play baseball. And soccer. And basketball.
Me: Do you want to play football?
Joshua: Uh-huh.
Me: Do you want to be the boy that runs with the football, or the boy that tackles the boy with the football?
Joshua: YES!!