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A Trip To Tulsa

Me and my family went nursing papers to my aunt’s house. I had fun.
I played with my brother and help with writing my cousin Evan. I went to the park. The next day it rained. I did not get to do anything outside. On the first day of my trip I went to the Tulsa State Fair. It was fun. I did the science thing at the fair. And I rode a plane back and there. The End.

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Elijah’s Piano Recital

Added recent video of Elijah’s Piano Recital. The budding pianist performs “A Bunny’s Wish” and “Skipping Fun”. Enjoy.

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Merry Christmas

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Multiplication

Elijah: Two times two is four. Two times four is eight. Two times one is two. One times two is also two.
Me: Wow, where’d you learn that?
Elijah: I saw it on TV.
Me: So do you like math?
Elijah: No…. but I like this spoon.

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Analysis: Cheese and Death

Here’s two little vignette’s from the mind of a four year old…Elijah: I HATE eating.
Daddy: I don’t want you using the word "hate".
Elijah: But Ms. Karen (pre-school teacher) says it. She says she "hates it when people throw away their cheese."
Daddy: Well, it’s not a nice word and I’d rather you say you "dislike" something. Say "I dislike eating." Why do you dislike eating?
Elijah: Because I drink all my juice and my tummy gets full and then I’m not hungry for dinner and you and mommy get mad at me.
Daddy: That’s a good analysis Elijah.

hahaha…

And the second:

Elijah: I’ll always be with you daddy. We’ll always be together.
Daddy: Yes, I’ll always be with you.
Elijah: And we can keep talking even after we die.

Sweetness.